worldwar2chainz:

the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff

(via brittneytaam)

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

(via 3o6)

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

(via ayeitsalianaa)

neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

(via twinkmob)